Alright, alright
I'd like to dedicate this one to... Chrissy

Back when I was in college as a young girl
And I thought that I could take on the world
I met many guys, and I met many girls
From different walks of life

There was this one guy who I'll never forget
Cause with me right he never quite sat
And his name was Rivers

Oh he was nice, he was joy
Oh he was a nerdy young boy
With those glasses on his face
Around him I felt quite safe

And then one of those days
I found out that a friend was gay
And I wanted to show him my support

So I put on a pink triangle on my bag
And that wee lad Rivers he was sad

(I'm dumb, she's a lesbian!)

Oh he was nice, he was joy
Oh he was a nerdy young boy
At least that's how I felt
Until I showed off that rose felt

But then one day, while I was away
I later found out that creep found his way into my bedroom
He put itching powder on my knickers
And a CD with a note

My pussy itches what the fuck is a Weezer?
My pussy itches what the fuck is a Weezer?
My pussy itches what the fuck is a Weezer?
My pussy itches what the fuck is a Weezer?
My pussy itches what the fuck is a Weezer?
My pussy itches what the fuck is a Weezer?

Oh he was nice, he was a joy
Oh he was a nerdy young boy
'Till I found out he's a creep
Told him to fuck away from me